<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/xsl/rss2html.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/scripts/wpcss/wiki/elitebf/skin/islander/rss" type="text/css" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>ELITE CLAN - Recently Updated Pages</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/pageSearch/updated</link><description>Recently Updated Pages on http://elitebf.wetpaint.com</description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>info@wetpaint.com</webMaster><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:43:06 CDT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:43:06 CDT</lastBuildDate><generator>wetpaint.com</generator><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>ELITE CLAN</title><url>http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/7OhS-ZECdA1E5S2LbRv1zg31371/GW266H200</url><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com</link><description>ELITE clan on swbf 1 </description></image><item><title>ELITE clan info</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/ELITE+clan+info</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/ELITE+clan+info</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:43:06 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;h3&gt;  Who We Are: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+0&quot;&gt;ELITE is a great S.W.B.F clan. we are just what the name says ELITE. We own!!!!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;  How to Join: &lt;/h3&gt;You have to have a gamespy id in S.W.B.F. (star wars Battlefront). Also you must be good enough to join (that is decided by the leader heatshot or Fighter). There are two ways you can join ELITE. First, find Heatshot or FIghter on one of the servers and ask to join. And second, contact heatshot or Fighter and request a server set up to evaluated for the clan.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;  How to Contact Us:&lt;/h3&gt;Go to to the &amp;quot;(under &amp;quot;Site Members&amp;quot; report ite Reports &amp;amp; RSS Feeds, at left) to view profiles of all current members. You can leave them a comment on their profile page, or send them a person-to-person message.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;  &lt;i&gt;See also:&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Rules&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Rules&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Videos&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Videos&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Events+&amp;+Calendar&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Events &amp;amp; Calendar&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Glitches</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Glitches</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Glitches</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:48:22 CDT</pubDate><description>these are glitches known for swbf by elite clan&lt;br&gt;if you know any that arnt here tell writer or heatshot.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;map:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;tatooine&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Dune Sea: &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; Mos Eisley:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; Jabba: be jet, go to where jabba is to left of him is an arch way get in, face wall, prone, stand up, fly up your in the ceiling&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Bespin&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Platforms: be jet trooper, go to main, there is spot by the big platform for the big plane where pillings go and make a boundry you cant get out of by walking look left and prone then crawl under the plat form now you are under it no one can shoot you but you can shoot them.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Cloud City:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Hoth&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Ecko base:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Yavin 4&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Temple: be jet, go on top of temple, slide down the ramp and at bottom prone you will belly slide realy fast and far &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Arena:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Rhen Var&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Harbor:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Citadel: be jet, go to the cp where there is big buiding you cant fly to top, go to the ledge witch is up a bit, go to second hole in wall, turn left, prone, your in the building&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;kashyyyk&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Islands:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Docks:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Endor&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Bunker:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Naboo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Theed:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Plains:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kamino&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Topica City:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Geonosis&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Spire:&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Saying page</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Saying+page</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Saying+page</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:08:47 CDT</pubDate><description>April 2008 saying&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;revenge is the last thing I want to do&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;      &amp;quot;but hey its still on the list&amp;quot;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Allies &amp; Enemies</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Allies+%26+Enemies</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Allies+%26+Enemies</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:38:34 CDT</pubDate><description>Enemy players: Turd Sandwich: team killer and he dissed our clan and members :(&lt;br&gt;Enemy Clans: =TK=&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Allied players:&lt;br&gt;Allied clans: {XI}, -=OPF=-, GC, ES&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>ELITE clan home</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/ELITE+clan+home</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/ELITE+clan+home</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:18:00 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;h3&gt;  Welcome to ELITE &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;Welcome to the home of the ELITE. The Most elite clan in the online community of Star Wars Battlefront, not that we&amp;#39;re stuck up like other clans.&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;Take a look around and see if you&amp;#39;re interested in joining.&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;Attention ELITE clan members, please create a profile, add yourself to the Roster, and don&amp;#39;t forget to indicate your favorite unit. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;please get an Xfire and contact current leader telling what your username is &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;the Xfire clan page:&lt;a href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/ELITE+clan+home&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot; title=&quot;elitebf xfire clan &quot;&gt;elitebf xfire clan&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;check out the members &lt;a href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Members&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot; title=&quot;click here&quot;&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;join us in elite&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;HEATSHOT&lt;br&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#00ff00&quot;&gt;power isnt everything &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#00ff00&quot;&gt;but it sure is something!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ffa500&quot;&gt;Here is the ELITE starfighter fleet&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;the elite four&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Need more?&lt;/b&gt; Add graphics and flourishes that match your wiki design (they&amp;#39;re free &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;from &lt;a class=&quot;external&quot; href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.comhttp://paintsplatters.wetpaint.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Paint Splatters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Rules</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Rules</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Rules</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:40:15 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;wp-border-all&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;a href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Rules/thread&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Have a question? Ask it here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;  Rules: &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;h3&gt;  As the most elite clan that we are we must stay to a strict code of conduct&lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;h3&gt;  &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#00ff00&quot; size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Conduct:&lt;/font&gt;   &lt;br&gt;&lt;ul&gt;  &lt;li&gt;  Everything you do as a member of ELITE is representative of the clan, so don&amp;#39;t do anything stupid.&lt;br&gt;Also, be condusive to the fun online community.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#00ff00&quot; size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Clans:&lt;/font&gt;   &lt;br&gt;&lt;ul&gt;  &lt;li&gt;  Assuming you are in ELITE, there is no re-entry of the clan should you decide to should leave. Also, one is &lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;punished for having a name with more than one clan in it, other than ELITE unless you are approved by leader.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#00ff00&quot; size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Regarding glitches:&lt;/font&gt;   &lt;br&gt;&lt;ul&gt;  &lt;li&gt;  Glitches are toys, not tools. Glitches are for the enjoyment of those approved into them by fellow clan members and must not be used otherwise. In no circumstances should you kill a player not in the glitch, because this is mean, unfair, unsportsmanlike, douchebaggery and other mean adjectives. If you so choose you may attack Non-Player-Units or Characters (NPCs), but you cannot inhibit gameplay of real players. This also inculdes not interferring with the capture of Command Posts (CPs).&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#00ff00&quot; size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Vehicle conduct:&lt;/font&gt;   &lt;br&gt;&lt;ul&gt;  &lt;li&gt;  Under no circumstances may you use a tank or similar vehicle to camp and kill players as they spawn. This is &amp;quot;Tank Noobery&amp;quot; and we cannot have that as a representative action of ELITE. Never do it. Please read the Reactive Gamers Section when dealing with a situation. &lt;br&gt;Vehicles are used for encounters with other vehicles, or their specific purpose: Tanks are designed for fighting tanks, fighters for fighters, gunships mostly for transport and speederbikes for rapid movement. On levels where vehicle placement is biased, tank noobing by other players is almost unavoidable. Be cautious.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#00ff00&quot; size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;other players:&lt;/font&gt;   &lt;br&gt;&lt;ul&gt;  &lt;li&gt;  Be freindly to other nationalities, being mean because someone can not talk english is not part of the ELITE CODE OF CONDUCT. Be kind to other players&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#00ff00&quot; size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Other Noobish things not to do&lt;/font&gt;   &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;  Spawn killing is just like &amp;quot;tank noobery&amp;quot; except your not in a tank. It is compleatly unfiar and noobish.   &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;  Team killing is a dumb way to be noticed, some people acutally want to play the game its ment to be played.   &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;  Talk nicely, don&amp;#39;t cuss with others.   &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;  Don&amp;#39;t try to boot people for no reason.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;  &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;   &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>News and Events</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/News+and+Events</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/News+and+Events</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:48:22 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;h3&gt;  &lt;font size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;News &amp;amp; Events&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Members</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Members</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Members</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:52:51 CDT</pubDate><description>&lt;h3&gt;  Members&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;current Leader:&lt;br&gt;lord of ELITE/ Heatshot =ELITE=U &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;punishments: &lt;br&gt;there are no punishments at this time&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;warnings:&lt;br&gt;these members are know to crash servers and be jerk players: Turd Sandwhich&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;there are no warnings at this time&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Members: &lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;=ELITE= DIVISION:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;=ELITE= LEADER:&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;Heatshot&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Members:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Killer&lt;br&gt;Storm&lt;br&gt;granmofftarkin&lt;br&gt;Irish&lt;br&gt;MstrSnpr&lt;br&gt;Stormtrooper&lt;br&gt;LestaiGrl&lt;br&gt;Killer2&lt;br&gt;Snipe&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;(ELITE) DIVISION:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;(ELITE) LEADER:&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;FIGHTER&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Members:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Jack&lt;br&gt;Recon&lt;br&gt;8ELITE9&lt;br&gt;8ELITE&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Lingo</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Lingo</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Lingo</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:14:19 CDT</pubDate><description>Everybody needs to know these. It&amp;#39;s almost a necessity in today&amp;#39;s world. Let&amp;#39;s get started with the basics.&lt;br&gt;lol- Laugh out Loud&lt;br&gt;rofl- Roll on the floor Laughing&lt;br&gt;plz- Please&lt;br&gt;gg- Good Game&lt;br&gt;gj- Good Job&lt;br&gt;gf-Good Fight&lt;br&gt;ns- Nice Shot&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Camper- A player that stays in one spot to get kills. May be hard to see/kill.&lt;br&gt;Tank Noob- A player(s) that remain inside a tank to kill people, having a significant advantage over other players. This is a very cowardly tactic.&lt;br&gt;Tank Camper- A player(s) that stay in one spot, nearby a repair droid, making them difficult to kill.&lt;br&gt;Lag&amp;#39;d- A verb meaning &amp;quot;To be killed by lag&amp;quot;. This is most common from Jet Troopers or Dark Troopers or players in fighters.&lt;br&gt;Buzzer- A Player that remains airborn in a fighter, killing players and flying away, making it difficult to kill them back. This is most common on the map Bespin Platforms. Please note: Hoth and Dune Sea(Tattooine) are also included&lt;br&gt;Turb- An abbreviated form of Tank Noob, derived from &amp;quot;Tank&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Noob&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Turd&amp;quot;.&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>What-to-do's</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/What-to-do%27s</link><author>heatshot</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/What-to-do%27s</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:12:45 CDT</pubDate><description>In many instances, you may encounter gamers that do things that are innapropriate, jerk-like or downright [Censored]. Following are instances, reactions and retorts that may occur and proper responses and such.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;1. Insults&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;On behalf of ELITE, you are never to start a fight. Never throw the first punch. If a gamer insults you or the ELITE clan:&lt;br&gt;-Ignore them regardless of what they do. If they Team Kill you at a choke point or anywhere, just ignore them if as if you got Lag&amp;#39;d. (See Lingo section)&lt;br&gt;-Respond cheerfully and positively. Hatred&amp;#39;s one enemy is a smilely. This usually is very effective in pissing them off so that the offender leaves.&lt;br&gt;-Challenge them to a Dozens. (A game of wits and might of turn-based rapid fire insults. The player that presents the strongest insult or an Enpasse with the other unable to retort or respond loses.)&lt;br&gt;&amp;#39;Ur mom&amp;#39; jokes, or insults directed at ones sexual prefrence is usually your Ritalin poping 10 year old gamer lunatic, so don&amp;#39;t be worried. Spammers may cause a server to crash. Unfortuantly, there is nothing you can do to stop this, but oh well.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;2. Actions&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;An ignorant gamer may camp out at a funspot or glitch and TK you upon spawn. If this is the case, just play! Ignore them! If they are what they say they are as they might hype themselves to be [&amp;quot;I pwn you&amp;quot;], then they&amp;#39;ll prove it. Go off and fight the battle. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;3. Complainers&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some gamers may easlily react. Do not worry about provoking them, because it is their choice to get mad, but don&amp;#39;t antagonize. If they complain about dying, respond &amp;quot;Dude, it&amp;#39;s just a game. You die. It happens. In the words of Ok Go: &amp;#39;Get get get get get over it.&amp;#39;&amp;quot; (It&amp;#39;s a pretty good song. &lt;a class=&quot;external&quot; href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.comhttp://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tl-c1PusrM&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#78aadd&quot;&gt;Look it up on YouTube&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;4. Arguments&lt;br&gt;&lt;/u&gt;Never worry about arguments. If and only when they&amp;#39;re wrong about their opinion or &amp;#39;fact stating&amp;#39;, correct them idly, but only for the one incorrect statement. This annoys the offender, thus deterring them. If their entire argument is wrong, ignore them. If they make racial slurs or accusations against your country, you may respond if you so wish, but the best way to shut them up is to say &amp;quot;Patriot maniac&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Racist&amp;quot;. Usually the latter works, and people will side with you. For ammo against said Racism:&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;-World War II &amp;amp; other Wars&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Britain was fighting quite well by itself. United States only join for Political Reasons. USA did &lt;b&gt;not&lt;/b&gt; &amp;quot;save UK&amp;#39;s ass&amp;quot;.&lt;br&gt;Canda &lt;b&gt;was&lt;/b&gt; in WWII. Look up &lt;a class=&quot;external&quot; href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.comhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_Beach&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#78aadd&quot;&gt;Juno Beach&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, The &lt;a class=&quot;external&quot; href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.comhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Caen&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#78aadd&quot;&gt;Battle of Caen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; or the &lt;a class=&quot;external&quot; href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.comhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_Day_(The_Netherlands)&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#78aadd&quot;&gt;Liberation of Normandy&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;Germany only was under Nazi power by forcible control after being elected to power. The German National Socialist Party is no More.&lt;br&gt;Japan only surrendered because they barley understood the power of the Nuke, neither did USA.&lt;br&gt;The Soviet Union has been gone for 17 years now. &lt;a class=&quot;external&quot; href=&quot;http://elitebf.wetpaint.comhttp://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tl-c1PusrM&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#78aadd&quot;&gt;Get get get get get over it.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;The War of 1812: United States &amp;amp; Canda both lost stuff, but nothing really happened.&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Culture (&lt;i&gt;&lt;u&gt;Somewhat&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt; OPINIONATED)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;The English can&amp;#39;t really be accused of not speaking proper English because they invented the bloody language.&lt;br&gt;Tea &amp;amp; Crumpets are delicious.&lt;br&gt;Canada is just as ice cold as Seattle or Detroit.&lt;br&gt;So what if Canadians obsess over hockey? It&amp;#39;s better than the NFL will ever be. So is Canadian Beer.&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Ich bein ful&amp;quot; is German for &amp;quot;I am drunk&amp;quot;. Also try &amp;quot;Ich bein Berliner&amp;quot; (I am a Berlin citizen) or &amp;quot;Ich bein ein berliner&amp;quot; (I am a jelly doughnut).&lt;br&gt;France gets more tourists than most countries ever will. It&amp;#39;s why they&amp;#39;re so stinking rich. Also, all the Champagne in the world comes from France; if it isn&amp;#39;t from France, it&amp;#39;s &amp;#39;sparkling white wine&amp;#39;. &lt;br&gt;Don&amp;#39;t touch anything regarding Asian culture; just call the offender Racist.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Videos</title><link>http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Videos</link><author>wetpaint</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://elitebf.wetpaint.com/page/Videos</guid><comments>Apply Site Template</comments><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:25:43 CDT</pubDate><description> 	&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt; 	Wiki Tip:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;To add YouTube videos:&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;Click on EasyEdit, delete one of the placeholder videos, and place your cursor in the empty cell. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;Select &amp;quot;Widget&amp;quot; on the EasyEdit Toolbar, and choose YouTube to begin your search.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;h3&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;bottom&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;wp-border-all&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;       &lt;br&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;bottom&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;wp-border-all&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;       &lt;br&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;bottom&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;wp-border-all&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;       &lt;br&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;bottom&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;wp-border-all&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;bottom&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;wp-border-all&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;       &lt;br&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;bottom&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;wp-border-all&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;       &lt;br&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;bottom&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;wp-border-all&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIDEO TITLE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;       &lt;br&gt;       &lt;br&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>